STATEMENT FROM THE GOVERNOR OF THE BANK OF ENGLAND

I am excited to take on the position of Governor of the Bank of England, especially during a time of high inflation in the world, impacting small businesses the hardest on our beloved island. As soon as I can, I will be increasing interest rates to destroy inflation until a new government comes in to address the crisis. You have nothing to fear. BUT DUMP ALL YOUR PERSONAL MONEY INTO YOUR SAVINGS ACCOUNTS NOW!