WILSON TROUNCING BOOKER - Star-Ledger

Newark, NJ - Recent newcomer to politics and President Emeritus of Princeton University Woodrow Wilson the Second has stormed to the political stage with a series of energetic rallies across the state of New Jersey. Wilson, once a Democrat, has embraced the Republican Party following the decision of the Democrats to moderate their stances on both economic and social issues. Wilson, a hardliner on social issues, has consistently denounced his opponent as part of a radical crusade of "Acid, Amnesty, and Abortion," harkening an anti-McGovern campaign line. While accepted by most Republicans, Wilson himself refuses to associate with certain elements of the party, noting his staunch economic progressivism and desire to repeal major Republican legislation, including various anti-union bills. Wilson has launched his own caucus within the Republican Party, rallying Southern Republicans to his cause of traditional values. Wilson is expected to carry New Jersey by at least 30 points.