Statement By Deputy Minister and GC JoJo

I have news to share to the people of this great united commonwealth! I and the Prime Minister have been briefed that the former 'FAIL' Party has fled our worker salvation in order to continue to lick the boots of CEOs in the United Kingdom! Disgusting. For the UK's harboring of such traitors we must polietly ask England to give the People's United Commonwealth of Ireland what is rightfully ours, Northern Ireland. If such just and rightous action is taken then all will be right and sound.