Chinese Ministry of Finance Report

*Beijing, China* *Office of XI Jinping, MoF* "I am glad to report that the Glorious ruling CCP of China is leading the nation to higher boundaries never seen before. Gdp Growth is on the Rise, Umenployment, Poverty and other negative factors are significantly going Down. We have achieved a Surplus of 700 billion with projections showing an increase aswell. As Minister of Finance we have already focused all economic efforts our Ministry can take on regions who needed it most and we have contributed Y20 Billion to our Peoples Bank of China to assist in the fight against Inflation and the work to increase the value of our currency. I am proud of the work we have already done and still are doing, China is set for Greatness and our people will benefit 100%. Going Forward we must continue to outpace, out govern and out preform other nations such as the USA and UK who are doing a horrendous Job that will no doubt cause them to collapse. China Shall now enter a new era of Golden Prosperity"