CHINA: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

FOLLOWING CONSULTATION WITH THE PRESIDENT, CHINA HAS BEEN PLACED UNDER A TRAVEL ADVISORY. ALL CHINESE CITIZENS FLYING TO THE UNITED STATES WILL UNDERGO EXTENDED QUESTIONING AT THE BORDER TO ENSURE THEY ARE HERE FOR THE COLLECTIVE PUBLIC GOOD. ANYONE SUSPICIOUS WILL BE DEPORTED STRAIGHT BACK TO THEIR COMMUNIST HOMELAND - COMMUNISM HAS NO PLACE IN THE UNITED STATES AND IT WILL BE THIS ADMINISTRATION’S TOP PRIORITY TO ENSURE THIS. IN REGARDS TO THE CHINESE STRIKE AGAINST THE FAMILY OF THE BRITISH PRIME MINISTER, THE UNITED STATES MILITARY HAS BEEN PLACED ON ELEVATED READINESS AND IS READY TO SUPPORT OUR BRITISH ALLIES IN ANY ACTION AGAINST THE COMMUNIST REGIME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. - MELANIA TRUMP