Ron Paul Blows Whistle On CDU-Orchestrated Corporate Poaching Scam

Chicago, Illinois This just in: The far-right CDU German party has been caught in the act of illegal foreign interference, in a brazen attempt to influence the outcome of the US elections. Vice President Ron Paul, the vector for the attack, reportedly received communications from the leader of the CDU, Chancellor Helmut Kohl, regarding the takeover of a now defunct shell company, A.G. Siemens. It appears that the company was created to entrap the Vice President, evidenced by the company later being liquidated and being bought by a unknown firm. Vice President Ron Paul regarded the communication as a "brazen attempt to interfere in reform party politics" and "a potentially insidious threat to our democracy." Shadow Chairman, when interviewed on the matter, stated "Even before the company was liquidated, it's investments were conglmoerated in junk sectors. Helmut Kohl is also a Putin Bot." The CDU declined comment.