IVANKA THE MEGA COMMUNIST

IVANKA TRUMP (WHO REALLY OUGHT TO GET A NAME CHANGE CONSIDERING SHE HAS BEEN DISOWNED BY HER FATHER) IS A NUTCASE WHO HAS DECIDED TO GET INTO BED WITH THE FAR-LEFT COMMUNISTS TO TRY APPEASE HER OVERLORD KARL FREITAG. US-IRELAND RELATIONS DID NOT NEED AMENDING - THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE WHILE IRELAND IS BEING LED BY A RAINBOW-HAIRED COMMUNIST WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE A SUBSCRIBER TO THE WOKE LGBT MOVEMENT. IN REGARDS TO YOUR EDUCATION REFORM, WHERE IS IT? LAST I CHECKED YOU FAILED TO GET ENOUGH VOTES TO EVEN MAKE IT PAST THE SENATE! THE ONLY PERSON WHOSE CAREER HAS COLLAPSED IS YOURS - WENT FROM SECRETARY OF STATE TO VETERANS SECRETARY.. WHAT A SHAME! PERHAPS A JOB AT A WHOLE FOODS? I HEAR DUNKIN' IS HIRING! - MELANIA TRUMP