“Yanks out!” Germany announces full US embargo and NATO withdrawal

Berlin, March 2003 After lengthy discussions with the federal chancellery and Chinese officials. Chancellor Kohl has announced Germany’s intention to exit NATO and a full embargo on the United States and the United Kingdom. “Germany does not see a path forward with the Anglo Saxons and as such, we will end all diplomatic and economic ties with Washington and London. There is nothing to elaborate on, we do not want to reopen our markets to low growth companies that are headed by unstable individuals.” It is expected that Berlin will look to develop the EU further and a deepening of their relationship with Beijing.