Thank you Britons!

I am over the moon to be given a renewed mandate by the British people, having now secured a 4th term in office. We are going through an extraordinary tricky period. Literacy rates are at a new low. Secondary school completion has dropped by 45%. Healthcare is on the brink of collapse. Infrastructure has been neglected. Crime is out of control. Our population isn’t recovering fast enough. These are issues that will be addressed by this Conservative government. But right now I can only say just hang on a bit longer. We will see light again.