RNC CHAIR VISITS DPRK - LEAVES SHOCKED

Sen. Luke Streibl, earlier today, visited the DPRK as part of a diplomatic mission to open the fish trade market between the two countries. However, as he was coursing through the beautiful streets of Pyongyang, the Senate Leader had a cardiac arrest after seeing two women kissing. The Senator said: "I have no problem with that. I just thought they did. Wow." After that, the Senator returned to California for refuge in Dianne Feinstein's house following a 2 week pacific ocean voyage in Noah's Arc.