LORD HALIFAX: JOHN PORK IS CALLING...

Lord Halifax (who is an MP and not a Lord...) of the Conservative Party is voting AGAINST crucial legislation that will make COMMUNICATIONS AND INFRASTRUCTURE across the United Kingdom MUCH BETTER. I think he has forgot I am the MP for Halifax and MY constituents need this legislation. The people want this - they crave this. 88% of Brits across 12 regions NEED this infrastructure. I spoke earlier this week to Beryl, 84, who lives in Llangwem - FAMOUS FOR NO SIGNAL! - and she cannot contact her son John Pork all because of Lord Halifax's fears of a better country. HE IS SCARED. Well I have news for you, Lord Halifax. You should answer the phone when John Pork calls. It could be dangerous otherwise...