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NOM NOM... I'M HUNGRY!

Sarah Spencer·Aug 16, 2026, 6:03 PM

The LABOUR PARTY continues to SURGE going from a 20 seat MAJORITY to a 50 SEAT MAJORITY this election so far. IT IS CLOSE TO CALL - BUT I AM CALLING IT! We are EATING THE TORIES FOR BREAKFAST! They are my NEW CEREAL. YUM YUM. I AM HUNGRY! They are YET TO SEE the LABOUR WAVE we are set to see. GOD BLESS THE UNITED KINGDOM AND HER VOTERS. GOD BLESS THE CONSERVATIVES FOR BEING SO EASY TO SMASH! #ImHungry #SPENCERSuperior #KEEPTHEFAITH