LORD HALIFAX - A MASSIVE ANTI-AMERICAN

LORD HALIFAX (WHO ISN'T EVEN REALLY A LORD - IT'S A STOLEN TITLE HE BOUGHT OFF A FRAUDSTER) IS ATTEMPTING TO DEFAME THE GREAT PRIME MINISTER OF GREAT BRITAIN. SARAH SPENCER, A MASSIVE ALLY OF OURS, HAS BEEN FOREFRONT IN HER OBJECTIONS TO USSR GLOBAL DOMINANCE. FRAUDSTER HALIFAX IS TRYING TO USURP THAT BY RUNNING ON AN ANTI-AMERICAN, PRO-COMMUNIST AGENDA. I'LL BE SPEAKING TO MY COLLEAGUES ABOUT A FULL TRAVEL BAN ON THIS COMMUNIST AND A 250% TARIFF AGAINST ANY BUSINESS INTERESTS HE MAY HAVE. - MELANIA TRUMP