IVANKA, ARE YOU EXTRATERRESTRIAL?

IVANKA, YOUR CLAIMS THAT EAST GERMANY LEADS THE UNITED STATES IN ANYTHING ARE FRAUD. THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD ACKNOWLEDGE IS THAT YOU'RE A DIRTY COMMUNIST RUNNING A FAILING COUNTRY! YOUR OWN CITIZENS ARE BEGGING US TO SAVE THEM - PERHAPS WE SHOULD! YOU ARE A SHAME TO THE TRUMP NAME, YOU SHOULD STICK TO DIRECTING TRAFFIC AND KNITTING IN YOUR SPARE TIME. THE ONLY THING YOU'RE FIT TO LEAD IS A WEEKEND COOKING CLASS OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD MOMS! DON'T LECTURE AMERICA ON ANYTHING IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP TO AIR RAID SIRENS! - MELANIA TRUMP