KEFAUVER: "A REPUBLIC, NOT REPUBLICAN, STOP THE STEAL!"

"STOP THE REPUBLICAN STEAL!" - The now immortal words of Sen. James Estes Kefauver, uttered this afternoon on the steps of the Capitol surrounded by his closest advisors. After defending himself from Senator 'DoDo'roki's communist allegations, which he called "clownish", Kefauver caught wind of the attempted rigging of the upcoming House elections. It seems an insurgency of illegally filed so-called Rebpulicans have materialised and are attempting to steal up to an eighth of the House of Representative seats. Kefauver has called for the immediate NULLIFICATION of their candidacy by the authorities in order to restore respect and health to American democratic institutions. Should these people be allowed win it would be downright UNCONSTITUTIONAL.